Justin Timberlake hates babies
I love this
Justin Timberlake hates babies
I love this
sade:
put it on me
do me on it
i lust for you.
In the scene where Solomon’s eating spagetti in the bath, there’s a piece of bacon taped to the wall behind him. Says Werner Herzog: “When I saw a piece of fried bacon fixed to the bathroom wall in Gummo, it knocked me off my chair. [Korine’s] a very clear voice of a generation of filmmakers that is taking a new position. It’s not going to dominate world cinema, but so what?”
This is still, after like 15 years, one of the most disturbing things I have ever watched.
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Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]
Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
- 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
- 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
- 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
- 1-2 Razors
- Mix everything together in a bowl.
- Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
- Shave your legs.
- Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
- Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
- Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
- Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
- Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.
He’s wearing an orange sweater and is like 18 shades more orange than it is
This entire picture is 50 Shades of Orange.
Freshman Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy is sworn in by Vice President Joe Biden.
Chris Murphy’s one-year-old son is also apparently sworn in as a Senator, prompting Murphy to Tweet about the “crisis” of the adorable but unconstitional 101st Senator.
So cute
Someone combined Ikea Monkey with Spanish Jesus and art is over now. Everyone can retire.
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This is not a drill, people! This is President Obama doing the hand motion from “Single Ladies,” I repeat, this is not a drill, this is President Obama doing the hand motion from “Single Ladies.”